Super Awesome Track and Field Commentator: "Hey American guy taking a victory lap with the flag on your shoulders - you thought you won a bronze medal, but you didn't because you can't run in a straight line (or a curved line in this case) - how do you feel about that?"
Really Fast Runner Guy - "I'm relieved because I've heard those things are really heavy to carry around, and can cause neck problems. I just want to give the credit to God for making it possible."
ps - the medal being too heavy to carry around was actually my husband's joke... I added the God part.
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I want really fast moving pants! I laugh at each new rant and each new thing a pair of pants can do... you must have gotten your funnyness from me :)
First of all... I'm going to be so impressed if you can come up with something about pants everyday! :) Secondly, in response to your comment on my blog about doing stupid stuff when we were 13... we never did! :) Can you believe that we were best friends at 13... and now I have a son that is 13? Those were the days! (sigh) It's scary how much I remember 8th grade... hanging out in the band room (even though I couldn't play anything... that's where all you cool people hung out!) Coming to your house in the morning before school... because my sister had seminary. So many memories! I miss you!
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