3.31.2010

{How We Treat A Man's Pants}


I have an investment idea for anyone out there who might be looking to expand their portfolios.  I want to open a chain of  treatment centers that specialize in helping the unfortunate politicians/professional athletes/manopause suffers everywhere who do daily battle with addictions to Stupid, and its gateway companion, Selfish.

If you're interested in helping stupaholic/selfaholic men kick the habit, let me know and we'll talk numbers.
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4 comments:

The Laundry Queen said...

Ha! I was thinking the same thing!

grammy said...

Sorry to inform you that there is only one cure and it usually involves a funeral!

carmar76 said...

Sad, but you speak the truth! Apparently "addiction" is the new buzz word. Bah. Kinda waters down ppl who actually have them.

Loralee and the gang... said...

"addiction" is used so much, and it's time that it's identified with what it usually really is: doing whatever the heck you want, regardless of the circumstances. Men, as you are talking about in this case, need to just "CHOOSE" to exercise self-control!